Friday, September 07, 2007

Yeah, Bush actually went to Loompaland and brought back hundreds of Oompa-Loompas.

Asian Dude #1: So, how many people work in the White House? 10?
Asian Dude #2: Way more than that.
Asian Dude #1: 100?
Asian Dude #2: Probably at least.
Asian Dude #1: I wasn't counting the slaves.
Asian Dude #2: Uh-huh.
Asian Dude #1: It looks like a plantation. I know they've got slaves in there.

--Lafayette Park, lunchtime



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