Wowza.

Two gay twenty-somethings in front of the George Washington bust by GWU.

asian gay: isn't that the guy on the dollar bill? whatshisname?
white gay: ummm, yeah. george washington.
asian gay: <>....and the quarter, too, right?
white gay: yes...
asian gay: which president was he?
white gay: the first. don't ever tell anyone in DC we had this conversation.