Yogilates is for serious. Google it, I dare you.

Guy: "...yeah that's why I wouldn't want to lick my own ass, because something bad like that might happen"

Guy: "No, even if I could lick my own ass, I just wouldn't do it."
Girl: "Well if you could lick your own ass, you could lick your own balls too."
Guy: "That's some yogilates shit."

-- Old Town