Congratulations! You're having larvae!
US Government facility cafeteria
Setup: Husband and Wife taking breakfast to the cashier.
Wife: Wow, I got alot of food.
Husband: Yeah, but its ok. Lets just hope it keeps you full.
Wife: I doubt that.
Cashier: What, you got worms or something?
Husband: ...
Wife: Um... no. Pregnant.
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This same cashier then proceeded to tell the pregnant woman that she should go on a diet because otherwise it would be too hard to get the fat off of her after the baby came.
Real slick...
isn't it the same thing?
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