Friday, August 04, 2006

You have smoked yourself retarded.

Stoned girl on the other side of the curtain: I ate a stress ball.
Nurse: Okay... was it a foam ball? Gel? Did you just take a bite?
Girl laughing: I ate a a stress ball!!

a few minutes later...

Doctor: Now this makes me uncomfortable.
Girl: The nurse told me to take off my pants.
Doctor: Are you sure? Why don't you put them back for the CAT scan?
Girl, still laughing: I ate a stress ball.

-- GW ER

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