Truth or Dare!

2 approximately 19-year old boys riding the Red line to Catholic University:

Guy #1: Yeah, a tattoo has to be tasteful.
Guy #2: I want to get a tattoo just to test my dad. Yeah, I dare you, Dad, I f***ing dare you to not pay for my college education.

He meant po-po

Catholic University walking onto the campus to Pope Benedict III:

Boy: "Mommy, mommy!!! I just said goodbye to the Pope!!!"
Mother: "That's not the Pope, it's a policeman."