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And on the 4th day, God created giant slices of pizza

Guy: They're doing God's work here.

--Jumbo Slice in Adams Morgan, 3:30pm on Valentine's Day. Yes, PM.

If only your boobs came w/honey mustard dipping sauce

"I'm a big fan of your cleavage. But I'm a bigger fan of chicken fingers."

--overheard at Froggy Bottom

This could get ugly!

I was waiting on the Blue and Orange line platform. One of the subway preachers starts yelling his version of the gospel, and a girl in the distance audibly laughs.

The girl next to me, who is apparently full of Christ's love, says: "That bitch better quit laughin', shut up, and listen!"

That's right, you'd better love Jesus, bitch.

Tales from the Snowpocalypse...

Two sorority girls on H street at GW

Girl 1: Yeah...but that shower was NASTY

Girl 2: well you had sex in that shower like 3 times so that probably contributed

Girl 1: Yeah...

Girl 2: Whatever. I'm glad you had sex in that shower. You showed those bitches.

Yes We Can

"I'm so glad we can finally come to DC without getting arrested at the White House."

-A very preppy looking girl on the Mall

I heart DC . . . bars.

Orange line between Foggy Bottom and Rosslyn:

Fratty Guy #1: I've spent a week here, and all I can really say I've seen is the White House.
Fratty Guy #2: Good bars here.
Fratty Guy #1: Yeah, great bars in this city.

A sign our criminal justice system works

I was walking up 14th street between U & V and there were a bunch of guys standing around - one guy said, "Man, I have way too many felonies to fuck with that guy!"

Alright, see ya at home honey

Overheard at George Mason in Fairfax:

There was a bald guy walking around in the student union, talking on his cell phone.

"I'm not sure how I feel about you giving hand jobs to the guys you work with..."

I will parallelogram your rhombus!

"Stop being so uppity about geometry!"
--Outside Foggy Bottom Metro

Were you at Cornell with Andy Bernard?

After a very loud argument between a couple and the female getting off the metro ...

Nosy Girl- "I understand where you're at. I was jobless for six months, and I went to Cornell!"
Sad Guy - "Yeah, it has been rough."
Nosy Girl - "Seriously, I mean, I went to Cornell! An Ivy League school. You know it's bad if I can't get a job right away."

--Orange Line Metro

I believe you mean illusionists.

Early-40's Dude #1: I'm not like that anymore. I've matured.
Early-40's Dude #2: Really? Show me. Do something mature.
Early-40's Dude #1: It doesn't work like that.
Early-40's Dude #2: You know, magicians and psychics tell me the same thing.

-Loudoun County Connector bus